Dirty Brush Confessions
Stop marinating in your own lazy grime.
Your face—and anyone who has to look at it—will thank you.
Meet “---, the Brush ---”
She’s not your Friendly Founder with a warm hug.
She’s the tough-love enforcer who’s here to obliterate every dirty brush excuse from the face of the Earth.
Step up or get called out—there’s no middle ground in her domain.
Prepare for her savage honesty, because she’s about to let you have it.
Blunt & Brutal:
She calls it like she sees it, no sugar-coating allowed.
Sarcasm with a Purpose:
If you’re being gross, she’ll remind you in the most eye-roll-inducing: “are-you-serious-right-now?” manner.
Hygiene Warrior:
She’s on a mission to protect your face from the nastiness that is your bacteria-breeding brush.
Zero Tolerance for Excuses:
If you try to wiggle out of accountability, she will verbally body-slam that nonsense.
The Revolution IS HERE: No More Filthy Brushes
It’s simple, folks: if your brushes look like they’ve been dipped in swamp water, it’s time for a deep clean or the trash can. Your skin deserves better than a swirl of stale product and bacterial wonderland every morning.
Take the pledge:
* I will wash my brushes regularly.
* I will not make excuses for my own laziness.
* I will treat my skin like it matters, because it does.
---, the --- Exterminator has spoken.
You can either step up and clean those brushes or keep marinating your face in yesterday’s funk.
The choice is yours—and let’s be real, there’s only one correct choice if you’re tired of breakouts, uneven application, and wasting good product on a dirty canvas.
Now get to scrubbing.